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Bills’ Carpenter Makes Dolphins Wish They Never Fucked With Him

Buffalo- NFL kickers are usually known for their stoic demeanor. However, Buffalo Bills kicker Dan Carpenter was a man on a mission during Sunday’s routing of his former team- the mission being an elaborate revenge plot dating back to his release from the Miami Dolphins last August. Carpenter’s plans to make the Dolphins pay came…

103.3 Archaeologists Discover 3 Sublime Albums

Buffalo- Corporate rock puppets from Buffalo’s 103.3 “The Edge” have discovered what they believe to be 3 previously unknown albums from ska/dub/punk/reggae band “Sublime” on a promotional archaeological dig at the site of the former “Record Theater”. For centuries music experts working for the station have believed that the band broke up immediately after writing…

Don’t Call it an Upset

  Chicago- The Buffalo Bills opened the 2015 NFL season with style and poor sportsmanship Sunday, pummeling the feared Chicago Bears in overtime on the road during week one of what is expected to be a mundane jog to the Super Bowl. Players and coaches alike admitted regulation play was a formality, and that they…

SUNY Fredonia Freshman Entertainment Guide
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Sunny’s “The Hot Spot” You’d be hard pressed to find sexier skanks, or more coked out old men anywhere outside the immediate vicinity of Sunny’s. Dubbed “The Hot Spot” by thousands of horny pre-pubescent college douche wads- the bar has a certain aura about it. Picture under age hoes gettin real raw to “Country Grammar”…