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The Fair: All Your Favorite Rides From Last Year, Twice The Terror

Dunkirk- The County Fair is here, and although it may look pretty much the same, a press release Monday from Dirtstache Amusement promises that it hasn’t lost sight of what fair-goers are looking for: thrills. The Florida-based company says it’s going to deliver more than ever this year, predominantly by becoming more lax in it’s…

Owner of Webster Road Zoo Promises to Get Caught With Really Exotic Animals

Pomfret- Fresh off his most recent Department of Environmental Conservation raid, the owner of “All Living Things” is promising the next time his zoo is raided by conservationists everyone is going to be blown the fuck away. The owner of the illegal and inexplicable zoo on Webster Road, Wade Forster says that while it was…

Local Celebrity Attacks Tatanka- Claims Illegitimate Championship

Dunkirk- Local authorities are trying to decide whether to charge Brocton resident and former “World’s Strongest Man” Don Reinhoudt after a fit of envy caused him to attack a wrestler during a match at Saturday’s “Maximum Force” wrestling event in Memorial Park. Former WWF wrestler “Tatanka” claims that Reinhoudt stormed the ring in the middle…

Fredonia: Our Fights are Twice as Funny

Fredonia- They say there’s no such thing as bad publicity- as the city of Dunkirk can attest to after a lifetime of “bad ink”. However, in the wake of a “riot” that occurred between “bros” in the west municipal parking lot Saturday evening Fredonia officials are asking what it’s going to take to get their…