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4/20 is here, and congratulations are in order. You’ve successfully navigated your way through another year of lifes complex maze of job interviews nestled between late nights of binge-watching Rick and Morty to find yourself pretty much the same person, doing the same things, and using the same method to cope with it all. Frankly,…

Surprise Headliner Shocks, Arrests Festival Crowd

  Sherman- Festival-goers at the “Great Blue Heron” Music Festival were surprised by an impromptu set by Grammy Award winning British rock quartet “The Police” Friday night, leaving many confused, concussed, and angered by the band’s riveting performance and bold new artistic direction. The band took the stage shortly after 8pm Friday by interrupting and…

The Brokening: Local Retailers Report Minor Injuries, Major Savings

  Chautauqua County- Black Friday arrived on Thursday, and thousands of area residents hopped-up on advertising and whatever cheap liquor they had left following the Thanksgiving holiday ignored their better judgement and signed away their future to broken-spirited cashiers throughout Chautauqua County in celebration of the annual shoppers holiday. While the holiday itself may have…

VOTE FOR CHAD STEGELSKI FOR EVERYTHING AND CHANGE EVERYTHING

  Chautauqua County- An unlikely write-in political candidate in Chautauqua County has taken the lead in the polls in the upcoming elections at several elected positions in the county. Real estate agent Chad Stegelski denies running for any public office and insists that people only assume he’s a politician because signs for his real estate…